The Commonwealth of The Canadian Republic Colonies is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Trudeau with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.416 billion Canadian Republic Coloniesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mapelton. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian Coloniesian economy, worth 807 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,911 Canadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Canadian Dollar charge on their phone bill, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility, voting is voluntary, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Canadian Republic Colonies's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Canadian Republic Colonies is ranked 48,871^st in the world and 69^th in Gay for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.